Bathmate HydroMax Review Impotence Ruining Marriage
Since the old tire pump days, penis pumps have come a long ways; with still room to grow. Sure scientists could still be spending their time curing cancer. But, because of priorities they have turned their research time to pumps.. Because who would want to live with a microscopic penis? I know not me. Impotence Ruining Marriage
HydroMax has been on the market now for 10 years, and still holds a reputation as one of the best penis pumps money can buy.Each brand has different models available. It’s a variable cornucopia of dick extenders on their website, so navigation is sort of confusing. Once you’ve made the tough choice of which model pump you’d like to buy, the only thing hard from there will be your penis. (See what I did there?) You have a few choices, dependent on your experience and requirements; The Bathmate Series, X Series or Extreme Series. However, for the purposes of attempting to hold your hand through this important decision, we’ll stick with reviewing just the BathMate here.
What Are the Bathmate Hercules & Goliath Penis Hydropumps?
The HydroMax Bathmate is the smaller pump of the lineup, but don’t let that deter you from this one. It is a high tech pump, using water from your bath or shower, to create insane levels of pump. Combined, this creates cellular growth in your penis. Simply put, adding water turns this pump into a strong suction cup, allowing your penis to grow. It is really that easy.
In all seriousness, the functionality of the HydroMax series is much more scientific than that.Ok, so it’s really not science. A bunch of college kids decided it would be a great idea, to get together and test this out on their penises. Not sure what’s happening in this world, but we feel like we just may like it.
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Bathmate Hercules and Goliath Water Pump Main Features
Our brand new plaything comes in two different versions, each of which has subtle differences (largely in dimension ). The names are about as creative as the innovations that operate the pump: Hercules and Goliath. You can imagine which one is 30% larger by the nomenclature. The smaller BathMate Hercules is known as”the true initial” because it’s the introductory pump and many popular among novices with average-sized penises. In any event, both models are designed to accommodate a variety of penises and they come in two different colors too. Neato! bathmatenew
These pumps are used by men in over 60+ nations. So, you are not alone when it comes to wanting to try one out. Feel better?Both Goliath and Hercules come with an open/close knob that is one click, to lock in the pressure. They also feature comfort pads that you attach to the hole.The plastic tube and the gator are one piece, but can easily be rotated. Optional to use, are measurement gauges along the sides, so you can track your progress. (We aren’t doctors, but we recommend using the gauges until you learn how your dick will react to the pressure.
So, What’s in the Box?
People always want us to let them know what is in the box, when we review a product. Luckily, our job was easy with the HydroMax BathMate series. There really wasn’t much in the box at all. This pump has very few whistles or bells, coming packaged only with itself, some comfort pads, a new flyer about additional products in the lineup, and an instruction guide for both bath and shower use. If you’re looking for a penis pump manufacturer that’s committed more to reducing your cost than impressing desensitized consumers, this could be the brand for you.
How Does the Bathmate Measure Up
As we have already stated, Bathmate comes in two models; Hercule and Goliath. Goliath being 30% larger. But, we also mentioned that HydroMax has two other lineups besides the BathMate series. Although they all have their specific things they are great at, Bathmate certainly holds it’s own. Higher quality models obviously do a little better; but still.
The HydroMax may not be the only pump on the market, but it is the original. From a cost perspective, it is well worth the money.I know from my experience, it typically comes down to how much money a product is.
My Personal Experience
We gave this sucker 60 days to impress us and, after a while, it did (sort of). If patience is a thing of yours, I did see a noticeable difference on the 3rd week. Full results weren’t reached until day 45 but by then, we had forgot what we were doing it for in the first place. bathmatenew
Bathmate HydroMax Summary
- It works: Assuming you follow a regimen, you can count on the Bathmate producing some results.
- It has it’s own training: HydroMax offers a 15 minute training, that WILL give you more length and girth.
- Penis health: Not only will your size increase, most likely so will your overall sexual health.
- Skin-Safe and Sound: The HydroMax brand claims to produce all its pumps using industry standard manufacturing methods and 100 percent phthalate-free materials. We enjoy that.
- Short training: In a world where most exercises want you to do penis exercises for an hour + a day, Bathmate only recommends 15 minutes.
- Refund times two: Bathmate HydroMax is so sure that you will be happy, they don’t just offer you your money back. They give you DOUBLE your money back.
- 2 year warranty: The HydroMax gives you a two year warranty. This is more than ample time to make sure you are happy, and that you are seeing results.